spancersmith:

*sobbing hysterically* aMERICANA *puts a fork into an electrical socket* eXOTICA *falls out of second story window* dO U WANNA fEEL A liTTLE BEAUTIFUL BABy yEAH *runs into traffic*

smilingforthecamera:

grimybear:

i know i give white people a lot of shit but u guys are really nice. like when the light turns green and there’s a white pedestrian that’s almost across the street u guys always do that jog thing. i know it’s kind of insignificant but i appreciate it white people. u and ur half jog thing.

i think about this post every time i do the half jog thing

assfcuker:

ok so lemme do a short thing about virginity/ tightness of vagina. Your vagina gets looser as you become more sexually aroused during intercourse. This is why when you normally put a finger in your vagina, its a lot tighter than when you put it in when you’re aroused. The myth that the vagina is tighter when you’re a virgin is caused by 2 things

1) cis men love the idea of “ruining” a woman’s body  (as shown by porn) and they get some sort of sick pleasure from thinking that after having sex with a woman, she will never be the same again.

2) women are more anxious during their first time, which results in them being less sexually aroused and their vagina being more contracted.

if your have kids young enough, your vagina will literally return to it’s previous tightness. That’s how elastic it is. There is no way your vagina becomes “looser after having sex with lots of men”. that’s just slut shame-y bullshit. 

Men who brag about shit like “her pussy was tight as hell for me. I ruined that pussy” are just bragging about the fact that they couldnt sexually arouse her enough for her to loosen enough. Which means they are awful at sex. They are bragging about being fucking awful at sex.

The only time your vagina becomes looser is with age and after multiple births. 

Anyone who tell you differently is dumb. 

thehausdown:

lxvf:

slightlysalty:

Did you know that high school students today have about the same anxiety levels as insane asylum mental patients during the 1950’s?

fun fact

aren’t we exciting

naughtyrobotics:

i h8 it when folks call me cute because i never know if its cute like baby bird or cute like u wanna frickle frackle 

petparent:

pop yo pussy like a popcorn pusher

godheadcomplex:

my sexuality?? thats easy im [truck passes by, horn blaring loudly]

ditzylizzie:

I crave you
in the most
innocent form
for I crave to say
good night
and give you
forehead kisses
and to say
that I adore you
when you feel
at your worst.

I crave you
in ways
where I just
want to be
next to you
and nothing
more or less.

mond0:

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